Стырено с тумблера, но как, черт возьми, знакомо...

Me: I’ve unlocked your account, do you need me to reset your password or can you remember it?
User: No, that’s fine. I’d just typed it in wrong three times.
Me: Okay great. Goodb-
User: So what’s the password?
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Me: I’m going to have to send an engineer I’m afraid. What’s your extension number?
User: [Name] said I could have the software.
Me: You can, but unfortunately I can’t connect to your machine. I’ll need to send someone out so they can install in person. They’ll want to ring you first. What’s the phone number of your department?
User: I was told I could just ring to get the software.
Me: Yes, that’s normally correct, but I can’t remote on so an engineer will visit. What’s your telephone number?
User: How am I supposed to find that out?
Me: … It’s probably displayed on the phone you’re calling from?
User: This is ridiculous. I was told I could just ring.
Me: …

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